(Source: wilwheaton)

northernwindds:

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

I was hoping this story ended with lesbians.

triplexjess:

cultdoe:

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triplexjess:

cultdoe:

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

(Source: unfocusedmind)

malformalady:

Images of caskets that popped out of the saturated soil during the Flood of ‘94 still haunts many who went through the disaster two decades ago.

(Albany Herald file photo)

darklittlefaun:

princessdweeb:

ifitmeansnothingtoyou:

wildmoths:

straaya:

I think girls gotta realise that guys don’t give a fuck about eyebrows, majority of girls that try to draw on their eyebrows just make them look worse.

Most girls don’t do it for men, we do it for ourselves.

^

lmao literally no girl gives a shit if you like their drawn on eyebrows stop acting like youre actually that fucking important to us

nash grier is that you

disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

ultrafacts:

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